(By special request . . . a popular post from the past. ENJOY!)
When did you first consider yourself a runner? Was it when the toenails on your right foot turned purple like grape jelly from going too far, too often, in running shoes that were too tight? Was it when you entered your first race, or when you strapped on that runner’s watch for the first time? If you only run a half dozen miles a week, or if you have never entered a race, or if you don’t have a fancy watch or shoes or singlet, it doesn’t matter. Anyone who slips on socks, ties on a pair of shoes, and goes out the door for a run -- no matter how far or how often -- is a runner.
Running author, Dr. George Sheehan, once put it all in perspective when he said, “The more I run, the more I want to run, and the more I live a life conditioned and influenced and fashioned by my running. And the more I run, the more certain I am that I am heading for my real goal: to become the person I am.” If that’s how you feel, join the club. Still, if you need more examples of what defines a runner, here are some Internet postings from runners just like you.
You know you’re a runner when:
. . . you consider pasta a food group.
. . . the theme from “Rocky” gives you goose bumps.
. . . you give up running for Lent.
. . . you have a quilt made from old race T-shirts.
. . . you can easily convert kilometers to miles, and vice-versa.
. . . your calf muscles are bigger than your biceps.
. . . you correct others that a marathon is really 26 point two miles.
. . . you get a massage but it’s not for pleasure.
. . . you use “easy run” and “5 miles” in the same sentence.
. . . you have more shoes than your wife and they’re all for running.
. . . you enjoy going to the golf course, but not to golf.
. . . you’re envious when you see runners on the road and you’re in a car.
. . . you spend more on running clothes than on school or work clothes.
. . . many of your toenails are not pink anymore.
. . . there is a “running” playlist on your iPod.
. . . you view drinking beer as carbo-loading.
. . . you arrive sooner using the steps than the ones taking the elevator.
. . . you run for fun.
If none of these describe you, hopefully they will soon. And by the way, if you have your own additions to the above list, let's hear them!